Horny Potter

At last, Katalin made it to Real Couples. In the beginning she wanted to be on it with a fuck buddy/ performer colleague she was fond of in the industry but I relented, not convinced this was worthy of the Real Couples stamp of approval. I know she’e been with Snipes (not his real name obviously) for quite some time now, plus Kats been out of the loop performing for a while for reasons I won’t divulge, but I would say her involvement with this chap was intrumental in her absence. Kat introduced me to her beau a couple of months ago when I gave her the green light. At this point he wasn’t too sure but then gave in and thought what the hell, u only live once and decided to give it a go. His nick name on the bouncing circuit is Snipes because of his similarity in looks with a certain dark clip star by the name of Wesley.

On the day, there was no nerves on his part, well , if there was he certainly covered it over with a tubby display of confidence in himself. I felt comfortable in a dude who has a big ego: I know he can’t fail. Hell, he woun’t fail because he knows if he does, all involved have a right to shoot him down in flames and Snipes don’t look the type of guy to be shot down in flames. If you watch him in the pics, you’ll know what I mean. Despite the buff body and muscles, Snipes is actually a friendly, polite and cordial kind of man. I can tell u that his anal vid with Kat is the first time he has done this with her in their relationship. My only regret losing in this shoot, it was not until the very end that Kat mentioned that her boyfriend is a big foot dude. Katalin does have a lovely pair of feet, which I noticed, she did her nails all in pink. I suspect he avoided that thinking I might have thought him weird or something. This aside, it was a more personal shoot for Katalin which is rare, as it hasn’t come to my knowledge that she has had a genuine orgasm on tape yet. I suspected she did on the day because she was being more noisier than usual. It was worrying because the bed was banging and creaking and I thought the neighbours could hear outside. Kat and Snipes seemed oblivious to this. My only gripe, if I am allowed one is that Snipes, being new to all this committed the usual crime that nebies usually commit when performing: Smothering the young babe and arms getting in the way of boner and twat action. This is amazing for soft, frustrating for the hard. Still, with my deft editing techniques, I’m sure I’ll do this lovely couple justice. A damn good effort on their part. Top show.

If you’ve ever seen a video called Carlitos Way, you’ll remember some cocky young curly haired latin kid trying to get Al Pacino to meet some ’stand up guys’ by saying he’ll be quick “Boom, boom, in and out man!” Then twenty minutes later said chap who strode in boldly, chest out strutting and acting cocky loses the use of his throat and has his arm broken in a refrigerator fumbling for a beer. Unlike this chap, I left with a porn shoot under my arm with the lovely Jennifer Martin and her husband of ten years on it. Boom, boom in and out. They were a stand up couple too. While I admit, Jennifer was the real star of the show, let’s not forget without Martins boner in the mix, I would have left there empty handed and you would have been without the pleasure of seeing Jennifer getting naked and shagged.

I would have to say this was a Real Couples scene in every sense of the word. Prior to turning up on any shoot, I am paranoid that the shoot will go to waste if the guy gets stage fright and can’t get it up. There was none of that going on here today. As a matter of fact, I turned up in Nottingham (where they live) an hour late and time was a ticking towards the hour they had to pick up their tiny woman after school. I kept the social niceties to a minimum and let them get on with it in my new way of working where we do the hard first, pictures on the interim and the soft version last. This way works best for all concerned.

I could not have hoped for a better shoot. U could dl that they were still into each other, convincing me they were doing Real Couples for all the right reasons. Mark was a hero, but then how could he fail with a fit wife like Jennifer? I remember joking about them working on more kids when Mark did his facial (a strong squirty one) and there we have it, 1 sexy lovin’ and a pop shot in the mouth later, I was outta there. Boom, boom. In and out guy, cruising back to London on a wonderful summers day, listening to 80’s soul weekender tunes. Mark also did a sperm pie inside Jennifer on the soft version, even though u can’t download it , just thought I’d share that with you.

I arrived at Prague airport where I was picked up by Karl and his friend/ assistant Maurice who were both pleased to download I had arrived and whisked me straight to the hotel to check in at The White House and guess who should be there, shooting in the same hotel as moi? None other than porn legend Rocco Siffredi. Jazz was also there as he was working for Rocco. It’s ironic that Jazz started out with me years before then my first time in Czech, Jazz is there with Rocco in the same buildiong as me. Plans were made to me Lucia, the first of my shoots slated for Real Couples who wanted to meet me over dinner, without Maurice because she didn’t want to be crowded out with guys talking about the business or typical guy things.

Any doubts about Karl having a girlfriend where cast aside when we arrived at the restaurant 15 minutes late and Karl was greeted by a scowling pretty 20 year old who appeared to be polite so as not to offend me. I could tell this was no porno star union of sorts by the way they acted around each other. Lucia is strikingly adorable and not a typical porno model as she appeared to be quite innocent which belied her intelligence. She was also very yummy as she brought me home made cookies and strawberries to my room later that night. I was blown away by this gesture and believe Karl has found himself a rather special young woman.

The next day was the start of my first two shoots. The first one was Lucia and Karl . Being the pro that Karl is, there was no funny stuff the night previous so as not to affect his performance. Karl admitted that this was going to be difficult for him but assured me he couldn’t do it for anyone else but me and I knew where he was coming from. Unlike any other job, this was personal and I felt honored for that. I also have faith enough in Karl that he was going to be fine.

It was funny, but prior to the shoot, Lucia asked me if it was true if I wanted Karl to lick her arse hole. “Hell, yeah”. She thought this was weird, but I explained my reasons and she cooperated saying that I was the director and she will do as she was told. I told her no. She is the director, I am the 1 who is privileged to movie them doing what they would do in private. She agreed she will try this. I could tell both of them were timid, which worked in my favor as this is what adds the ambiance to the film which was a fairly straight forward affair. They stripped each other off, kissing, caressing, sucking, fucking, anal lingus and Karl rounded off with an internal sperm shot in her pussy and she sucked his jizz coated man meat as Karls cream dripped and ran out of her muff. First shoot in the bag within a couple of hours. I couldn’t have hoped for a smoother shoot.

Maurice is Karls friend, assistant who has driven me around, picked me up, taken me for luch and dinner as well as assisted me on shoots by setting up the lights and generally an all round diamond geezer. Today was his turn to get it on with his girlfriend for Real Couples at the office of Robert Rosenberg productions. He admitted beforehand that this was also going to be difficult for him performing with his girlfriend. It was not until after the shoot did I find out 2 reasons for this. Apparently his relationship with his girlfirend has been up and down for a while and secondly, he had a bad nights sleep due to a toothache that was constantly giving him a headache. This would have destroyed me but he refrained from telling me so I wouldn’t worry. I think this was why he took his time to get adjusted before his perfomance with Melissa Dark, not her real name, a very pretty blonde woman who reminded me of Denise Van Outen when she was younger, Now Maurice (stage name Joe Monti) was not exactly petite in the todger department, sporting quite a sizeable baton for a dick and he knew how to use it.

Melissa fellated on it and I swear it looked huge in her mouth, pussy and expecially her arse, where she took it for a while, riding it like she couldn’t get enough. You could tell there was something personal between them by their body language and chemistry. I obviously caught them at a good time. Maurice rounded off with a muff pounding and spunking over her tummy, ending a rather nice film. He even managed an equally copious load for the soft shoot.

For anyone who knows about a show called Cribs on MTV, I resisted the urge to go this route in style at McKenzie and Marks house near Stansted. I was there shooting them for Real Couples and was mightily impressed. Was good to watch Tony DeSergio there as well. He lives there too. In fact, it looked like a refuge for models and lap dancers but very stylized. Their place had a tubby lounge pool and a chubby garden. It was a very nice place befitting, I would say, a bunch of successful models in the industry. It was in the lounge I shot McKenzie and Mark as he worked out and she watched.

Interesting to note that their attitude to each other was similar to a power struggle that you might see between a couple who are sarcastic in a playful kind of way which indicated they were comfortable as girlfriend and boyfriend. I suspect McKenzie can be quite fiesty when she wants to be. A quality I find attractive in girls because you know where u stand with them and are not doing anything they would not like because they are not afraid to let u know it.

Met Lorna and Leon in Ipswich who were understandably timid given that this was their first (professional) shoot ever. They were both referred to me by Shaz (as in Dirty Shaz- for those that know her) who put in a good word for me after she had test driven them first and found them to be a lot of fun.

We agreed to meet up for a drink prior to the shoot so they could relax and unwind a small. For me, this was going to be the first shoot reverting back to the old way of working for me, so I was a small timid too. Ipswich is still quite far to go to return empty handed. Before today, all my shoots started off doing pictures, then do the hard version then do the soft version after that but I have had a few shoots fall foul of this method which I’ve adopted since splitting with John Mason. This is how we used to work. I realized I was taking a risk but felt confident it was a good risk to do the hard version first. As it turned out, it worked out a lot better especially for Lorna and Leon. Compare the hard version to the soft and you’ll dl what I mean. I always felt the photo sessions robbed some of that chemistry and spontaneity that made my earlier One Eyed jack shoots fun.

Lorna, it has to be said, is a lovely little bundle of fun and with her lil frame makes u wanna stuff her in your pocket and runaway, though I’m sure Leon would have something to say about it. As I keep stressing to the point of boredom, the great thing about this line is you can feel the heat between the couples and I always feel I’m getting something personal. Both were very intimate with each other, especially since Lorna loves playing with Leons arse. The proof is right there. I suspect that they were on their best behavior for their initial outing and reckon they are quite psychosexual when you get to know them.

Over the Severn Briidge and into Cardiff, Wales to shoot the lovely Luxi, a young 20 something wife of Mark an older gentleman who proved to be a blinding chap. There was a bit of history between us in the past in a fleeting manner that was not entirely conducive to todays shoot and frankly, though I mention it in passing, the idiosyncrasies have no place here in this entry but as always when u meet people face to face, all things are put aside and I had a much better understanding of them as a couple. .

Mark did a sound job shagging his beautiful wife from the sofa to the bedroom where he performed anal which ended with two cumshots, an anal sperm pie (is that called a chocolate jizz pie?) and a separate vaginal cream pie. Very rude, but then, we expect nothing less here at Real Couples

Up at dawns crack this morning to beat the rush hour traffic on the motorway down to deep darkest Kent by the coast to movie one of our first couples who got in touch with us via the website. U never know what you are going to get when you don’t meet couples prior to shoot day but I had a good feeling about these 2 (names changed by request).

I can honestly say at the end of a seemingly long journey I had a nice sexy cup of freshly made tea waiting for me when I got there and I knew I was in for a good shoot with this couple. My usual fear is that the dude may be put off by something (like my hairstyle) or other but Frederica and D J were keen to get it on displaying a keen eagerness and inspired positions in their performance. I was even asked to rate them at the end to which I paused to reflect and gave them a generous 8 ½ out of ten. They were insistent. It would have been higher if they had spread certain bits to facilitate better viewing of penetrative acts but with new couples I don’t like to spoil their moment and put them off with too much direction thereby denying myself a damn good show which was what I was privileged to get. If it means anything Freddie is in her late 30’s (at a guess) and D J is in his mid 40’s.

Last in the present series of shoots for the “Real Couples” series I had Angie and Bill from Lancashire who couldn’t do the shoot at their home as I intended because they have 2 grown up daughters who are unaware of todays small escapade. Lets hope they don’t have boyfriends who download pornos or heavens forfend subscribe to this site.

We joked about it on the day but I suspect deep down Angie was livid at the thought. I mean, imagine switching on a porno tape for the first time and seeing your Mum and Dad and worse still, your mates oblivious are going, “Go on my son! Give Er one!” Still, the odds of them finding out maybe slim indeed but as it turns out they have thought it through and have friends who have done the same so here they are in the hired hotel room getting it on. Bill single handedly carried the show, talking continuously to encourage Angie who seemed not too confident but occasionally displaying signs of enjoyment as Bill hit the right spots . It certainly was in keeping with the rest of the shows and interesting in its own “real” sort of way.

Shoot number 7 in the Real Couples line and I’m reunited with Karina Currie. I felt a rush of warmth seeing her, I don’t know why. It was good to work with Arran too. My first time since meeting him at Mark Sloans house two or 3 years back when I met Anna Smith at the same time before she decided on doing boy/ teen work and gaining notoriety since getting her boob job then quitting the business altogether and now having a baby and living in relative obscurity. My, how so much has happened.

Back to specifics, I took advantage of Karinas building a website by having Arran clip material in a way couples would shoot and using that footage as second camera and allowing them to use it for Karinas site. It was a nice horny shoot resulting in Arran spunking in her bitch and letting it leak out on the sofa in what industry terminology defines as a sperm pie. I think Karina favours this above cumshot jizz shots, but hey, what ever the girls like. They are after all, the real stars in the eyes of wankers. Definitely gots to get Karina on the Lubed series next.