Horny Potter

I’m not too familiar with fetish model Natalie Addams; the purple haired, bespectacled pierced-and-inked beauty has a bit of the dirty librarian thing going on with her horn-rimmed glasses and wicked smirk, but I don’t think any librarian’s ever said “Shhhhhh!” while wearing the blue and black rubber halter dress Natalie sports here. Though if they did, I think my reading habits would definitely improve, especially if libraries had cool industrial design like the set here. This RubberDollies pictorial by Amelia G and Forrest Black puts a finger across my lips in the most sensuous possible way, and once she gets stark naked, it’s more tasty than ever.

Lydia Lashes glorious white and red rubber bikini number here is the perfect compliment to her raven hair, perfect body and gorgeous face in this Amelia G & Forrest Black RubberDolllies shoot. A body like that doesn’t need compliments, though, so even better when the bikini comes off.

Goth hottie Zoe already wowed me with some black velvet, but in this Amelia G & Forrest Black GothicSluts shoot, she shows she can do California Gothic, too — to the tune of a zebra bikini top and black lace wrap as she lounges poolside, at least until she loses the top. Oh, did I mention she has pigtails? Mmmm, pigtails.

There is something dirty and sexy about a naked girl with a cigarette — doubly so if that girl is the princess of the smoking fetish, Smoking Mary Jane. This Amelia G & Forrest Black GothicSluts set has Mary Jane stripping off her fur coat and enjoying a cig on a rooftop with the Hollywood sign in the background — could anything be more perfect for a starlet who was clearly born to smoke up Tinseltown?

Voltaire has got some mesmerizing tattoos, but even they don’t distract from her perfect body, on lavish display in this Forrest Black and Amelia G shoot of sexy V. at the beach. Even if she didn’t share a name with my favorite Enlightenment writer, I would get enlightened at the beach any day by this inked lovely.

In case you haven’t heard, April Flores is making a big splash lately as the star of Carlos Batts’s erotic film Voluptuous Life, about April’s adventures from Los Angeles to New York and points between. In this Amelia G & Forrest Black GothicSluts set, she sports red fishnets, high heels, a cute pink dress, and her trademark candy-apple hair as she shows off her gorgeous face and lovely, curvy body.

In this Forrest Black & Amelia G set, Natalie Adams wears thigh-high boots, a corset and a shiny open-tit long-sleeve top that is as lickable as it is perverse, but you know what? It’s the gas mask that makes the outfit. Apparently it’s a pretty standard industrial design, but I doubt any of the folks working with belt sanders or spray guns look as good in a chemical mask as Natalie does… but then, very few people wear anything as well as this smokin’ hot purple-haired ivory-skinned beauty.

As a Sisters-lovin’ Baudelaire-quotin’ blood-drinker from way back, I get goosebumps seeing Zoe kickin’ it old school with a black velvet coat, black hair and ultra-sexy pewter ankh-rosary. The goosebumps quickly give way to other sensations, however, when Zoe strips off her velvet and deliciously displays what her mama (and the tattoo artists) gave her, as she does in this delectable Forrest Black & Amelia G Gothic Sluts set.

To me, Michele Aston is the epitome of the DIY esthetic; this punky scientist decided she wanted to become a porn star, so she did — transforming into a self-described “goth MILF” with tattoos that give your eyes plenty of excuses to crawl lovingly over every inch of her gorgeous flesh. So it’s only suitable that she’s posed here in front of Forrest Black’s nostalgia-inducing wall of punk flyers while she gets very intimate with an acrylic cross in this Amelia & Forrest BarelyEvil set. For the record, Michelle Aston can sequence my DNA any time she wants.

Ah, the 1950s. Eisenhower was in charge, “The Honeymooners” ruled TV, Outfit boss Sam Giancana kept things orderly in Chicago and J. Edgar Hoover fondled his secret files while plotting his assault on left-leaning pinkos who wanted to fluoridate our drinking water. And Senator Estes Kefauver spearheaded a witch-hunt against a pair of Los Angeles photographers for selling dirty pictures of this hot brunette named Smoking Mary Jane… no, wait a second, I got lost in time, there — see what happens when you fuck around with a particle accelerator before breakfast? But seriously, folks: this unbelievably hot Smoking Mary Jane oozes the feel of the fifties in her style and her look; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black Gothic Sluts shoot, she’s all red lingerie, fishnets, black heels and legs to high Heaven. Back in the ’50s, though, we didn’t know about the filthy poses she offers for Amelia & Forrest’s lascivious lens — which is why, I submit, there’s no time like the present, and no chick in the world like Smoking Mary Jane.